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Monday, February 11, 2013

The Revolution Continues...

LAPD: More Shootings of Innocents Until Dorner Surrenders

Posted by The Evil Emperor Mindstation @ 2/11/2013 03:59:00 PM

The LAPD, in a statement released yesterday, promised Christopher Dorner, ex-cop gone on rogue killing spree, that no one else would be hurt if he surrendered himself peaceably

"You can do the right thing Mr. Dorner, we have already harmed 3 innocent bystanders.  You know we will not stop 'eliminating suspects' until we find you." LAPD chief of police Charlie Beck said, actually doing air-quotes with his hands, and winking to reporters.

The LAPD's unconventional manhunting tactics of 'eliminating suspects' has been widely reported on, as a massive manhunt is underway in the greater Los Angeles area and surrounding counties.

Artist's conception of Dorner with an airplane.
News reports of Dorner being trained as a pilot has also come to the attention of the LAPD.

"The LAPD keeps a small stockpile of Surface-to-Air missiles for cases like this," Beck said. "We have police stations very near LAX and we are prepared to begin 'eliminating suspect aircraft'."

Dorner is a former police officer who has gone on a murder spree, targeting LAPD officers and their families, after alleging widespread corruptions and incompetence in the LAPD.

-The Evil Emperor Mindstation, P.Z.I.C.

Saturday, February 02, 2013

The Revolution Continues...

Reid Offers Support: Sen. Menendez, Cardinal Mahony, Darth Vader

Posted by The Evil Emperor Mindstation @ 2/02/2013 12:32:00 AM

In the wake of Senator Harry Reid's seeming support for Sen. Menendez amid allegations of relations with underaged prostitutes, the aging Sentor has come out in support of other close friends of his, including recently demoted LA Cardinal Mahony, and even the Sith Lord Darth Vader.

“First of all, Anakin Skywalker is my friend. He’s an outstanding Jedi Knight. Any questions in this regard, direct to him. I don’t know anything about it,” Reid said in response to reporters concerns over Skywalker's links to the destruction of Alderaan.

Reid subsequently declined to answer further questions regarding his self described friends, John Edwards, John Wayne Gacy, Secret Service Director Mike Sullivan, the evil wizard Gargamel, Jim Jones, 'those kids that are always trying to steal his lucky charms', John Hinckley Jr., and the dark lord Sauron.

Critics of Sen. Reid have called on the Nevada politician to public denounce his associates, but the centenarian Senator has rebuffed most criticism, pointing to inciting events such as the hording of smurf-berries, or the 'lack of love' from Jodie Foster.

Though generally refusing to answer most questions, Reid did observe that many of the crimes his friend Cardinal Mahony is accused of covering up were not as serious as they were made out to be. "As my friend OJ Simpson says, sometimes you need to 'get a little physical'" Reid commented before being taken by aides to have his diapers changed.

Sen. Reid is a Democratic senator from Nevada.

-The Evil Emperor Mindstation, P.Z.I.C.

Friday, April 28, 2006

The Revolution Continues...

DDOS Attack: Still Down

Posted by a4g @ 4/28/2006 11:37:00 AM

A massive DDOS attack out of Saudi Arabia on Hosting Matters took out Point Five. Also, Instapundit, Captain's Quarters, and a few other blogs you may have heard of.

I suspect from checking around that they were going after aaron's, who has been hacked several times.

Hosting Matters is still working on getting the regular site back up.

Since we haven't posted anything good for at least two weeks, I suppose this is a good as time as any.

Friday, September 30, 2005

The Revolution Continues...


Posted by a4g @ 9/30/2005 08:55:00 PM

Point Five is here.

Oh, How I Wish To Kill All Spammers

Posted by a4g @ 9/30/2005 06:03:00 PM

Well, it looks like this Friday night is going to be spent deleting the avalanche of spam that has taken down Point Five.

So much for all the great posts I had planned... looks like everything will just be the regular old crap from here on out.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

The Revolution Continues...

Point Five Down

Posted by a4g @ 8/30/2005 04:00:00 PM

Looks like a large Denial of Service attack may be brewing. Problems on AT&T lines all day long(?)

At least from my DSL line here at the office, unable to connect to Mudville, OTB, Captain's Quarters, Wizbang, Instapundit.

Michelle Malkin, Jawa okay.

Blogger is up (obviously).

Friday, August 19, 2005

The Revolution Continues...

Server Down At Point Five

Posted by a4g @ 8/19/2005 06:44:00 AM

Hosting Matters server is down. Must have been all the traffic from the Carnival, which, despite all my way-too-many emails still didn't get the Puppy Blender to link to it.

Heck, he probably decided to finally check it out this morning, and is getting a timeout.


So all the great funny I'm planning for today will just have to wait until my server gets fixed.

Probably by then, the hot, fresh comedy will have decayed into the regular helping of crap we usually serve up.

Monday, July 25, 2005

The Revolution Continues...

Okay, I Guess It's Time Now

Posted by a4g @ 7/25/2005 11:26:00 AM

We're going to start posting over at the new Point Five.

That's http://pointfiveblog.com!

Update your blogrolls! Or use this as the perfect opportunity to drop us altogether!

Goodbye "free."
Hello "I can't believe I'm paying money to waste my own time."