IT'S ALL COMING APART!
Reports indicate that the Lebanese government has resigned. This can only be disasterous for the stability of the region. The Arab Street is rising up, and surely its unchecked power can only mean we are less safe than ever. It's as if every worst-possible scenario is suddenly coming to pass, and America is defenseless, lacking a leader with the nuance and curiosity to save us from the scary-looking brown-colored people that have no concept of what makes a secular democracy so safe for slackers and hangers-on.
Truly, the only course of action is apology and inaction. Scenes such as the one shown below, of an evil that can only be described as Hitlerian or Republican, can only make (Absence of) God-Fearing Americans shudder in fear. Oh stability, where have you gone????
Photo: BBC; A militant insurgent hatches a sinister plot.