IT'S ALL COMING APART!

Reports indicate that the Lebanese government has resigned. This can only be disasterous for the stability of the region. The Arab Street is rising up, and surely its unchecked power can only mean we are less safe than ever. It's as if every worst-possible scenario is suddenly coming to pass, and America is defenseless, lacking a leader with the nuance and curiosity to save us from the scary-looking brown-colored people that have no concept of what makes a secular democracy so safe for slackers and hangers-on.

Truly, the only course of action is apology and inaction. Scenes such as the one shown below, of an evil that can only be described as Hitlerian or Republican, can only make (Absence of) God-Fearing Americans shudder in fear. Oh stability, where have you gone????


Photo: BBC; A militant insurgent hatches a sinister plot.

As it is clear in the recent suicide bombing in Iraq the war is lost. Our troops, despite the fact that dozens of terrorists are captured every day, are losing badly. Not even Karl Rove and Haliburton can save Chimp Monkey Bush this time.

Here's an angle on the Gannon/Guckert controversy I can't believe anyone has picked up on: I don't want to go tin-foil hat on you, but I'm starting to think these two might actually be the same guy!

A liberal friend just showed me a fantastic watercolor created by Ward Churchill that my friend picked up cheap on ebay. It is entitled 'Winner Attack' And I thought Winter Attack was a masterpiece!



UPDATE:
Wait a minute. This looks familiar! Is the AP ripping off Ward?

The evil chimp hitler has once again rewritten history, revising productivity numbers upward for the 4th quarter 2004. This is doubleplusungood, as crop failures are due to a bad Russian winter. When will the evil stop? Help us Obi Wan Ken-nedy, you're our only hope!