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Friday, June 17, 2005

New Popemobile For The 21st Century

Posted by The Evil Emperor Mindstation @ 6/17/2005 06:17:00 AM

Vatican officials announced today plans to begin use of the new Popemobile designed "for the 21st century Pope".

Pope Benedict XVI in a surprise testrun of the PM 3000


Featuring armor plating, grappling hooks and dual holy water autocannons, the new Popemobile is "built for the evangelization of tomorrow".

Pope Benedict's life was changed forever when his millionaire parents were murdered before his eyes. Joining with the evil Nazi youth as a boy, he finally turned from his mentor Hitler's pointless hatred, and instead chose to fight inequity with his own brand of brutal justice as the Dark Knight of Columbus. Donning his hi-tech papal vestments, he acts as a benevolent shepherd to a billion faithful by day, and a ruthless avenger by night.




- The Evil Emperor Mindstation, P.Z.I.C.



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At 6/16/2005 08:39:00 PM, Blogger mquest ...
Is it pulled by a team of German Shepard's?
Does it have a wafer cannon?
Will they be selling advertising space to Viagra.
 
At 6/18/2005 03:36:00 PM, Blogger UNIONIST ...
Beware! God or B16 we get you!

Repent from your evil ways or suffer the pain eternal damnation sinner.

Long live the Catholic Church and the Teamsters
 

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