Volunteer Border Patrol Upsets "Real" Border Patrol

John Hansan of the Mexico-America border watchdog agency MABWA has issued these helpful pointers in discerning "real" border patrol agents from volunteers.

• Volunteers are concerned about the effect on our nation on illegal immigration; "real" agents are concerned about angering Washington with too many deportations
• Volunteers agents worry about the repercussions of angering the men they call "coyotes"; "real" agents worry about the repercussions of angering the man they call "Fox"
• Volunteers respect the laws of America and obey all posted speed limits; "real" agents respect all laws of America, except those dealing with immigration
• Volunteers are trained to observe immigrant crossing points from a safe distance; "real" agents are trained to be nowhere near crossing points