Bush Admin's Assassination Of Italian Journalist Fails

U.S. Forces opened fire on an Italian journalist Giuliana Sgrena as she and an Italian intelligence officer were headed towards Baghdad Airport. Sgrena had recently been released from her captors and was headed back to Italy.

"The US has targeted Sgrena and will stop at nothing until she is dead" said Eason Jordon in an exclusive interview "[the US] is angry about the tape she was forced to make and wants her dead" The tape being a video released last month showing her pleading for her life and ordering colalition troops to leave Iraq.

Sbrena "had uncovered something the US doesn't want people to know, that's why they faked her kidnapping and tried to kill her. It was probably about Bush rigging last year's election" Jordon later commented.

"I was there when Mazen Dana was killed; he had pictures of US troops committing war crimes and I have the pictures to prove it." An unnamed Journalist said, "This goes all the way to Furher Bush." He declined to surrender the photographs when asked.