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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Radicals Launch Second Set of London Attacks

Posted by a4g @ 7/21/2005 10:53:00 AM

Four bombings shook London today, In an eerie repeat of the 7/7 attacks, three subways and one bus were hit. Fortunately, the bombs did not take any lives, and the manhunt is on for the bombers.

Terrorism experts are in wide agreement that today's attack was an exploratory strike, meant to gauge the anger level of western countries in the face of ongoing terrorism.

"When the coalition forces went into Afghanistan after the 9/11 attacks, American anger level was at about 7% Pissed Off on the Johnson Scale." The Johnson Scale is a widely used indictator of Western vengeance levels.

With the attacks of 7/21, it is believed the level may be raised to 8% Pissed Off.

"Al Qaeda appears to have adopted a strategy similar to that dumbs**t friend you had in fifth grade, who thought it was really funny to tease the neighbor's Rottweiler by poking it with a stick."

America has not gone above 23% Pissed Off in modern history, which was reached when America dropped two nuclear bombs on Japanese civilians to prove an important point about starting a war with the greatest nation that has ever existed.

The only time America ever reached 100% Pissed Off was in a time completely lost to history, over 523 million years ago, when the Original America got pissed off at some particularly irritating trilobytes. The resulting retaliation is widely known as "The Precambrian Mass Extinction", and was responsible for the elimination of 90% of all life on Earth.

So keep it coming, Al Qaeda "Masterminds."

You may think you are detonating bombs, but you are really only lighting a very slow fuse.



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At 7/21/2005 02:13:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony ...
I'm about 9% pissed off right now but that could change and any secon.....what no coffee creamer! Make that %10.
 
At 7/21/2005 02:51:00 PM, Blogger UNIONIST ...
Dear p5,
I think you got it wrong again, (as always). American’s pissed off meter has all was been at 25 % with the rest of the world. That does not included England, expect for the little revolution thing in 1776, but for France the scale does not go high enough. And just like the Japanese in WW2, Al Q will get their come up penance. It took four years and some set back but in the end the Japs got bombed back to the stone ages. Al Q will be bombed to the Jurassic era or earlier. And that thing about the Precambrian Mass Extinction was just another MSM over exaggeration, those nasty little trilobites had it coming any ways.
 
At 7/21/2005 04:43:00 PM, Blogger Insolublog ...
Be careful a4g. Jesse Jackson might start to seriously consider a retroactive class action lawsuit demanding reparations for 523 million years of Trilobyte oppression.
 
At 7/21/2005 05:52:00 PM, Blogger a4g ...
Doctor-

See if you can borrow that 1919-a4 from jimmyb, it's the perfect companion to take to Starbucks.

Unionist-
I'll agree with your 25% number, as long as the scale can go to 300% Pissed.

Insolu-
You've got a point; however, I believe the payout would be in blue-green algae, so I'm not sure I'm all that worried.
 
At 7/21/2005 06:23:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous ...
Official Reply 

ROD KLEIN, VENICE BEACH, CA IS NOT A NAVY SEAL 

Thanks for checking with us - we greatly appreciate your interest in upholding the honor of the US Navy SEAL Teams, and your search for the TRUTH. 

We do NOT have a listing for anyone named "Rod Klein" in our entire database of slightly more than 10,000 names. 

Unless he has undertaken the unlikely action of a full legal name change since his claimed service with the SEAL Teams, I can state conclusively that the man NEVER completed SEAL training, and thus he is not now, nor was he ever a Navy SEAL. While there are other training steps that must be completed on the path to becoming a SEAL, BUD/S training is the first and most vital, and that training course is totally unclassified. Without having first completed BUD/S training, a man cannot go on to become a SEAL. There are definitely secret SEAL missions, but despite anything the man might have said, there are NO secret SEALs. 

If you choose to confront this man regarding his fraudulent SEAL claims, please show him this message and invite him to contact me - a real SEAL - directly by email with information that will support his claims. I'd enjoy hearing his stories first hand, but this offer has been extended to literally thousands of individuals over the past  years, and in all that time we've received only a scant handful of replies, so we don't really expect to hear from him either. 
  
Thank you again for your assistance in upholding the honor of the US Navy SEAL Teams. 

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At 7/21/2005 06:32:00 PM, Blogger a4g ...
Anon -

Not sure Point Five is quite the right venue for this particular comment, but since the military is always welcome here, I'm glad to host your message.

Bastard Rod Klein. I knew that sonofabitch was no good when I first never heard of him.
 
At 7/21/2005 08:06:00 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy ...
Heh.
It's burning right now...
 
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