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Monday, June 13, 2005

ZOMBIE FATTY ARBUCKLE ATTACKING NEVERLAND RANCH

Posted by a4g @ 6/13/2005 08:10:00 PM


**BREAKING NEWS**

THE ZOMBIE CORPSE OF ROSCOE "FATTY" ARBUCKLE CURRENTLY ASSAULTING NEVERLAND RANCH DURING VICTORY PARTY...... BELIEVED TO HAVE RISEN FROM THE GRAVE IRATE OVER EASE OF JACKSON ACQUITTAL...... POLICE RUSHING TO SCENE...... EARLY REPORTS INDICATE TWO DEBRAINED, FOUR OTHERS KILLED, FIFTEEN INJURED...... MAIN MANSION ON FIRE, HUNDREDS OF NAKED BOYS SEEN STREAMING FROM HOUSE...... ZOMBIE ARBUCKLE LAST SEEN IN DEATH MELEE WITH BUBBLES......


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At 6/14/2005 08:44:00 PM, Anonymous Lance ...
You don't see as many Fatty Arbuckle jokes as you used to. Good to see him back.
 
At 6/17/2005 10:15:00 AM, Blogger Damian G. ...
Oh, dear God that was funny.

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