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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Rare Two-Faced Kitten Eyeing Run Against McCain in 08

Posted by a4g @ 6/23/2005 06:29:00 AM

Gemini, a rare kitten born with two faces is just a week old, but already has big plans. When her tiny eyes finally open next week, she is going to set all four squarely on the political ambitions of John McCain. The kitten is planning to run head-to-head-to-head against the maverick Republican in the 2008 Presidential primaries.

Gemini is a two-faced cat with a mission.
"McCain can't hide from us," says Lee Bluetear, the kitten's owner and chief political consultant, "We're going to give him the run of his life."

Gemini, like many cats a staunch conservative, was immediately angered by McCain's pandering to the media and "moderate" voters. Bluetear expressed Gemini's plan: "Moderate voters have shown a real love for the kind of leadership that McCain offers. Just wait 'til they meet Gemini."

Some have argued that Gemini has no real plan for America, and offers only a vague, watered-down political grab-bag of ideas, focused mainly on not making waves. Bluetear said that was exactly the strategy designed to steal away voters who would gravitate towards McCain.

Gemini has vowed to follow McCain "all the way to the Iowa Caucuses" in her bid to take down her political nemesis.



Some have claimed McCain's appearance is an optical effect as the Senator rapidly shifts from right to left; other's believe the feature is permanent.




Linked on Mudville Gazette and Outside the Beltway.






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At 6/23/2005 04:22:00 PM, Anonymous Moderate among you ...
Just remember it’s the “Moderate voters” that put politicians into office. Not those on the radical end of the voting septum. Remember the quote from Richard Nixon “The silent majority will be heard”. So let’s not put down the “moderates” who rule the political septum just because we are not as loud as those at either end of the political septum.

Long live the Moderates
 
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