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Friday, June 17, 2005

Kofi Threatens To Slash Rape Budget If US Cuts Funds

Posted by a4g @ 6/17/2005 01:06:00 PM

Kofi Annan, Secretary General of the United Nations, angrily denounced today's Congressional action to tie US financial support of the UN to radical reforms of the beleagered institution.

Firing back with his own counter-threat, Annan promised to gut the budgets for the UN's highly effective child rape programs in Africa.

I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Sexual Abuse Allegation #3154.
"The Bush Administration must realize that it does not operate in a vacuum; cutting off funding to the UN has real world consequences. There are literally millions of starving children in the world. If these children cannot service and satisfy our UN Peacekeepers, where will they get the morsels of food that are their rewards? Without the opportunity to keep up our troops morale, those children will starve."

Annan described the UN as the world's only legitimate force for positive change.

Annan pointed out the billions of dollars of illegal revenue kept out of the hands of the murderous tyrant Saddam Hussein, by quick-thinking UN officials who were able to convert 'oil vounchers' into cash and safely impound the money in Swiss accounts.

It appears, however, that Annan is taking the congressional threat seriously, as the Secretary General is scheduled to meet tomorrow with Dean Arthur Schwartzmiller, who Annan is considering as the new head of UNICEF. Schwartzmiller is accused of 36,000 child molestations over a thirty year period, which immediately interested UN officials, who saw in the man's experience the opportunity to institute serious cost-cutting measures.

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At 6/17/2005 02:05:00 PM, Blogger Vavoom ...
This is a fabulous blog. I just stumbled across it. The UN has become a feeble organization. I'm upset the Rape budget may be cut. I must admit, it's not surprising given the current state of affairs in the UN.
At 6/17/2005 04:38:00 PM, Blogger UNIONIST ...
Dear Point Five,

I am outraged at your attack on an institution as great as the UN if it was not for the UN were would all those union employees go to find work. The excellent unions employees at the UN make it run so professionally, we use their enthusiasm as an example at all of our union meets. If it was not for professional union employees at the UN who ran the day to day operations of the oil for food program that hid all that money in the Swiss bank accounts, much of it would have ended up in the programs that it was meant for. And as for Mr. Schwartzmiller how about innocent until proven guilt just like his disciple Michael “I will molests again” Jackson. So the next time you get on your high horse about the UN just remember that UNION employees talk to each other and many run the bureaucracy at the local level so how high to you went your TAX bill to be.

Just a friendly remainder.
At 6/17/2005 09:11:00 PM, Blogger mquest ...
I am sure all the condoms the bush administration loves to hand out will help stop the spread of AIDS amongst the Rape Victims. Oh wait wrong universe.
At 6/18/2005 01:32:00 PM, Blogger mensabarbie ...
>Kofi Threatens
Not sure if I understand the higher meaning here. Does this Congressional action make U.S. responsible for future rape of African children, or does the lack of money make them want to rape children?
(just want to know)
At 6/18/2005 03:05:00 PM, Blogger a4g ...
mensabarbie -

Fixed post with link to child rape story, for (disgusting, heartbreaking) background.

To answer your question -- Congress? Money? Bah! The UN needs no motivation for its foul villany other that the pure joy of it...
At 6/18/2005 05:38:00 PM, Blogger mensabarbie ...
uh-oh, I sounded ser-i-ous. ha! Forgot to use a sarcastic lol.
...And thanx, studying how to do 'dysfunctional guilt-trips' & this article will totally help! (ha)
At 6/18/2005 08:23:00 PM, Blogger a4g ...
Well, you out-satired the satirist.

I'll just go crawl in my hole now.

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