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Friday, June 17, 2005

God Denies "Divine Wrath" Responsible For CA Earthquakes

Posted by a4g @ 6/17/2005 11:02:00 AM

God, through a spokesman, denied today that the recent rash of California earthquakes were any form of divine justice.

"There's not anything particularly God-angering going on in California right now," said the spokesman, a glorious angelic figure ringed with fire, "Besides the usual, of course. Why would God choose this week? Why, for example, not Florida during the whole Terri Schiavo debacle?"

But critics are suspicious. Roland Spencer, with American Atheists, notes, "Listen, this is just the sort of cryptic message God is always giving. That's why we so strongly deny His existence. He's always playing head games."

God responded: "Shoot, you figured me out, Roland. It's all just head games...

Or is it?"


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At 6/19/2005 11:16:00 PM, Blogger UNIONIST ...
I though the God’s spokehole was the Pope, what did he do hire the PR firm of Angelic and Associates, to get his message across to his cohorts
At 3/08/2009 04:42:00 AM, Blogger Dani' El ...
The Judgment of San Francisco and LA, the end times Sodom and Gomorrah in prophecy-


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