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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Dean Attacked By Angry Republicans

Posted by a4g @ 6/08/2005 07:08:00 AM

Howard Dean was attacked last night by a mob of angry Republicans after leaving a speech in San Francisco. In the speech, Dean described Republicans as "a pretty monolithic party. They all behave the same. They all look the same. It's pretty much a white Christian party."

Republican's are known for their monolithic appearance and Agent Smith-like fighting style
This angered the members of San Francisco's last remaining Pentecostal Church, and after a short Bible reading, they took to the streets to demand justice. It is believed that their anger was fueled by a dangerous cocktail of old-time religion and decades of pent-up chastity.

"Dean found himself surrounded," said Harry Munz, who witnessed both the speech and the melee afterwards. "It was like that scene from the second Matrix movie-- you remember: the one that sucked, but didn't totally suck. These Republicans were coming from everywhere, and Dean was fighting them off like he was Neo. It was so cool. I am so glad this guy is the DNC Chair."

Dean rose to the chairmanship of the DNC after the retirement of Terry McAuliffe, who-- although a top fundraiser-- was unable to fight in 'bullet time' to fend off the Republican threat.

Dean fights the Republican power structure

Miraculously, Dean escaped completely unharmed after ducking down a bike path that led him to safety.

"The Oracle told that me one day, to save myself I would have to choose between religion and a bike path. Now I know what she meant."

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At 6/08/2005 10:08:00 AM, Anonymous fudgesicle ...
Thats about rihgt in that picture. You wingnuts are going to lose bad in 2006 becuase of Dean, and you will be flying around liek agent smith is flying around the republicans int hat picture you have in the post there.

At 6/08/2005 12:22:00 PM, Blogger a4g ...
You do know that were making fun of Dean, right fudgesicle?
At 6/08/2005 01:17:00 PM, Anonymous GOPLover ...
One error -- if they were real Republicans, they would have come armed.

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