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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Point Five Sunday Roundup

Posted by a4g @ 5/08/2005 08:25:00 AM

WASHINGTON, DC
Democrat fundraising way down since Dean took over; Bin Laden vows to make up difference.

RIGA, LATVIA
President Bush speech in Latvia is making waves across eastern Europe, chiefly because it is the first Bush speech to contain a word of more than three syllables.

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY
In an amazing upset at the Kentucky Derby, coming in at 50:1 odds, a television viewer was said to express interest.

WASHINGTON, DC
Democrats will offer a compromise to the 'Real ID' measure on Monday. Called 'Fake ID', it is supported by a coalition of illegal aliens, felons, and teenage boys.

BRUGES, BELGIUM
Almost 2000 gathered to create nude art in Belgium. Witnesses say it was like looking at 2000 nude Belgians.

BAGHDAD, IRAQ
Iraq's government has finally filled the final six of its cabinet posts, after a tense inaguration ceremony wherein a team of US Army engineers carefully defused their suicide vests and detonated their cars at a safe distance.

USA
You got your mom a stupid bunch of flowers, the Greatest Generation gave this.






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