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Saturday, May 28, 2005

Point Five Contest: Guess What Paris Hilton Smells Like!

Posted by a4g @ 5/28/2005 10:46:00 AM


Point Five has discovered the secret fragrance -- can you guess what it is?


To celebrate the new Paris Hilton commercial for Carl's Jr., its time for a new Point Five contest.

Answer the burning question:

What does Paris Hilton most smell like?


1. Gym socks.

2. The wraps you wear underneath boxing gloves

3. Summer's Eve

4. Wet dog

5. A finger after its been wrapped in a band-aid for two weeks

6. Car wash and genitals

7. A teenager's bedsheets

8. French fry grease

9. A park garbage can after it rains

10. Perfume-- then B.O.-- then perfume again



Post your guesses in the comments section: we'll reveal the winner soon!






6 Comments:


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At 5/28/2005 03:56:00 PM, Blogger Beth ...
I was going to say "smells like teen spirit" but "teen bedsheets" is MUCH more appropriate!
 
At 5/28/2005 06:52:00 PM, Blogger Scott ...
A Sumo wrestlers sweaty buttcrack.
 
At 5/28/2005 07:11:00 PM, Blogger Wave Maker ...
she smells like a combination stale sex, cinnamon chewing gum and lipstick.
 
At 5/28/2005 09:56:00 PM, Anonymous UNIONIST ...
She still does not smell as bad as the French or is it a close second. Maybe know one can smell as bas as the French.
 
At 5/29/2005 05:38:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous ...
A hobo's ass...
 
At 6/01/2005 01:57:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous ...
dental plaque scraped from the cavities of a chain-smoking french sewer worker who has just eaten durian and rancid squid.
 

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