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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Pepsico CEO Trumps Trump on WTC Design

Posted by a4g @ 5/19/2005 01:04:00 PM

The Freedom Tower project has hit a huge snag, with two major players in the business world calling for it to be scrapped. First, Donald Trump stepped in and called the tower, "the worst pile of crap architecture I've ever seen in my life." And this from the man who paid for all of Ivana's surgeries. Instead, Trump is offering his own plan. From Vodkapundit:

Billionaire developer Donald Trump has officially thrown his support behind a plant to rebuild the Twin Towers at Ground Zero in practically the same form they were in prior to the September 11 attacks with a few safety modifications.


Point Five has learned that Pepsi President/CFO Indra K. Nooyi, who recently compared America to the middle finger, has challenged both the Freedom Tower plan and the Trump Plan with a plan of her own. We were given exclusive and almost unlimited access to the architect's renderings of the new Pepsi Twin Towers, and also an exclusive peek into the modifications that will make them the safest buildings ever erected.

Pepsi promises to return the New York skyline to full magnificence, and forever mark indelibly America as the middle finger to the rest of the world


  • Offers a clear warning to terrorists that America also likes 'the strong horse'.

  • Hardened nail area at the top of buildings are airplane resistant.

  • Other fingers are available to swat away potential threats, or can be raised when more office space is needed.

  • Can be rotated to face the New York Times when required.

  • Go ahead, try to knock 'em down. But you should see the seven-mile-high motherfu**er these hands belong to when he gets pissed off.







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At 5/19/2005 06:02:00 PM, Blogger AtlasShrugs.com ...
Excellent Post!
Hysterical............actally everything about those Towers make me sick, but that was a good one.
We are fed up that the WTC is a year behind schedule and we were never comfortable w/the design and those "footprints" what a waste......
 

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