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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Massive Earthquake Could Devastate LA

Posted by a4g @ 5/26/2005 08:44:00 AM

A fault line discovered underneath Los Angeles in 1999 could cause massive devastation throughout the southland, according to a recently released study. The Puente Hills Fault runs east-west across southern California, in parts only several miles beneath the surface, and has had a major quake on average every 3000 years.

A similar earthquake there today could cause 3,000 to 18,000 deaths, 60,000 to 260,000 injuries and $250 billion in total damages, according to Tom Jordan, director of the SCEC and co-author of a study on the fault published in the May issue of Earthquake Spectra.


A simple calculation reveals that of the deaths, over 80% would be illegal aliens. This has led some state lawmakers to charge that the fault itself was created by right-wing, hate-filled 'vigilantes' whose so-called principled stands on border integrity are really just thinly veiled racism.

It is well known that Republican have access to voting machines, weather machines, and (with their Jew masters) secretly control all the world's governments, but liberal activists are worried that this new power over the inner workings of the earth itself portends a frightening new wave of Republicorporate dominance of the world.

Liberal activists have discussed several possible counter-attacks against this Republican plot, including new wording for protest signs, losing even more elections in order to cement complete control over the Senate, and printing up some cool new Che Guevara T-shirts.






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At 5/26/2005 07:49:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous ...
In that 80% figure, are most of the illegal immigrant deaths because 20 families are crammed into poorly constructed apartment complexes?
 
At 5/26/2005 07:50:00 PM, Anonymous fudgesicle ...
Anonymous,

You're a racist bast*rd!
 
At 5/28/2005 10:49:00 PM, Anonymous UNIONIST ...
Maybe this new fault line when it causes an earthquake would create a new boundary that would clearly stop all the illegal refugees from cross over the border from Mexico. Maybe it would open an inland waterway from the Pacifica Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico. This would surely aloud ICE to do a better job at protecting are borders, and give the Minuteman more time to do other things. I think I could live with all the death and destructions that this new fault line would cause. If it stop the illegal refugees from coming across maybe? And why did you disclose to those annoying, American hating, non-troop supporting, bleeding heart liberal about our secret weapon to take over the world and bring peace and justice to it.
 

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