Laura To World Leaders, 'Give me back my Bushy'
Posted by a4g @ 5/09/2005 06:48:00 AM
This super sexy 1956 Volga has bagged more than a few world leaders for the seductive, sensitive Vladimir PutinDesperate Housewife Laura Bush has a lot to be desperate about this week, as her philandering husband was captured yet again by photogs, this time on a super secret date with hunky Russian strongman Vladimir Putin. A close friend of the strong and sexy Premier, who goes by 'Vlad the Impaler' to those who have seen him in the locker room, was reported as having whispered to the American President as he handed him the keys, "It's a classic, Dubya, my pride and joy. Why don't you drive. I love to see another man's hands on the wheel. I've got a cabin on the Caspian sea where we can be alone."
Strong hands, a sense of style, and strong faith in God are all on Dubya's "turn-ons" list.
This isn't the first time marital discord has hit the White House this term. Bush was also caught by paparazzi earlier this year in a cozy hideaway, whispering sweet nothings to Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Abdullah.
Laura plays the innocent victim to friends here in America, but shows a different side when she's catting around the globe.
A close friend of Laura's tells Point Five, "In the first term, Dubya was completely faithful to her, always doting. I think the Florida thing really shook him up, and he never really accepted the full erotic power of the presidency. But after 2004, he seems to have gotten that same thrill that Clinton did as President. It's tearing Laura apart."
But the close friend says that Laura's no shrinking violet. "Oh, she's fighting back. She's a Texan, and she'll fight for her man."
Oh really? Then why has Laura been seen out-and-about recently with Gallic stud Jacques Chirac? We think this story is just starting to heat up.
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