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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Stupid Horse Dies on Movie Set, Idiot Animal Rights Activists Have Panties in a Bunch

Posted by a4g @ 4/26/2005 11:05:00 PM

A horse, stupidest of the large mammals, committed suicide Tuesday on the set of the new film "My Friend Flicka". The dumb beast, beloved by 9 year old girls and emotionally retarded adults, stepped on its own rope and broke its neck, a stunt so moronic it is difficult to conjure the appropriate adjectives to describe. The death was slightly unusual, because this form of brain-dead behavior is more commonly exhibited in teenage boys on Maximum Exposure.

Lots of people are all upset on the movie set, blah, blah, blah, but I didn't see anything in the article about horse chili, horseburgers, or horse salad sandwiches, so I lost interest.

Instead of "no animals were harmed in the filming of this picture," I'd really like to see a movie where it said, "we slaughtered the crap out of every animal we could afford to hire because we thought there was a 1% chance it might make the movie slightly better, and even if it didn't, it sure pissed off a lot of wacky animal rights chicks."

I miss the Golden Age of Hollywood.



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At 4/29/2005 12:18:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous ...
I've been waiting for somebody to say something about this. The horse got more attention than a human being dying on the set.
 
At 2/26/2008 10:38:00 AM, Blogger Animal Rights Activist FW ...
Drop dead, ya jackarse
 
At 11/14/2008 10:35:00 PM, Anonymous Flu-Bird ...
PETA has got to be one of the most stupid bunch of jerks around and we satill get hollywood idiots to do rediculous TV ads for them ALEC BALDWIN and PAMELA ANDERSON BOTH STARK RAVING STUPID
 

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