Stupid Horse Dies on Movie Set, Idiot Animal Rights Activists Have Panties in a Bunch

A horse, stupidest of the large mammals, committed suicide Tuesday on the set of the new film "My Friend Flicka". The dumb beast, beloved by 9 year old girls and emotionally retarded adults, stepped on its own rope and broke its neck, a stunt so moronic it is difficult to conjure the appropriate adjectives to describe. The death was slightly unusual, because this form of brain-dead behavior is more commonly exhibited in teenage boys on Maximum Exposure.

Lots of people are all upset on the movie set, blah, blah, blah, but I didn't see anything in the article about horse chili, horseburgers, or horse salad sandwiches, so I lost interest.

Instead of "no animals were harmed in the filming of this picture," I'd really like to see a movie where it said, "we slaughtered the crap out of every animal we could afford to hire because we thought there was a 1% chance it might make the movie slightly better, and even if it didn't, it sure pissed off a lot of wacky animal rights chicks."

I miss the Golden Age of Hollywood.



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