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Saturday, April 30, 2005

I've been infected by an evil poem

Posted by Stephen Hawking @ 4/30/2005 09:37:00 PM

A Note From Prof. Hawking's Nurse:

Professor Hawking was annoyed to discover he had been tagged by Buckley F. Williams of The Nose On Your Face to participate in an evil poetry meme, originated by someone of great evil and malicious intent. However, Professor Hawking did not become the most famous living physicist in the world by being stupid, so he understands the value of being a link whore. Besides, he has written previously that computer viruses should be considered a form of life, so why not evil blogmemes?

The concept is as follows: Create a short poem of several stanzas in the following form:

Turd in a punchbowl,
Have no fear,
Turd in a punchbowl,
Write your own line here.

Then inflict the same "tagging" you have received on three other unsuspecting bloggers, and see if they're as big a link whore as you!

Professor Hawking has chosen The Right Hand of God, IbeJO, and Irritation Station.

Professor Hawking's poem may be heard below.

-- Prof. Hawking's Nurse

Press ► (play) on the player below to hear Stephen Hawking's poem:
(Note that due to Prof. Hawking's advanced intelligence, he does not subscribe to our shallow understanding of decorum or common decency - listener discretion advised)

The Poem:


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At 5/01/2005 04:15:00 AM, Anonymous Buckley F. Williams ...
Well "whored". Keep up the good work.
At 5/02/2005 12:53:00 PM, Blogger Elisson ...
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Perhaps the next meme should be "Black Hole at the Core of the Galaxy" in your honor. Heh.
At 7/11/2006 02:57:00 AM, Blogger Patriot Xeno ...
tagged!? you loathsome devils!

i'll put grim on it
At 7/11/2006 02:59:00 AM, Blogger Patriot Xeno ...
or rather, i would've, had this not been from 18 years ago...

had the link sent over for some reason.

i need to check you guys' site more, buckley's too. it's always solid funny

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