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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Election of Cardinal Ratzinger Causes Earthquake in Hitler List

Posted by a4g @ 4/20/2005 10:59:00 AM

The committee overseeing the Hitler list was rocked yesterday by the announcement of Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger as the new Pope Benedict XVI. Committee members have convened by web conference to update the list given this earth shaking announcement. The list as presented below is only to be considered provisional, until the next meeting of the full committee in November of 2005.

The List:

1. Bush = Hitler
2. Rove = Hitler
3. Pope Benedict XVI = Hitler
4. Social Security Reform = Hitler
5. Republicans = Hitler
6. John Bolton = Hitler
7. Defense of Marriage Amendment = Hitler
8. Hitler = Hitler
9. Factory Chicken Farms = Hitler
10. Cheney = Hitler


A humbled Hitler watches as his ranking slips further.

Most notable, besides the addition of Benedict XVI, is the surprising weakness of Cheney, who has consistently lost traction since the election of '04. Also, committee members warn that Hitler, who has been solidly in the top 10 since the end of WWII, is showing such a lack of Hitlerness, that they foresee him dropping from the top 10 by the end of the decade.

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Hitler drops to 7 on Hitler list






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At 4/24/2005 12:21:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous ...
Come on guys this Hitler thing has got to stop. He was just misunderstood; you know how those Austrians speak. Just look at our new governor he can’t ever speak contract English. Now is it not possible for Hitler to be just misunderstood.
 
At 4/24/2005 12:57:00 AM, Blogger Vetalapantschavinsati ...
Great bad joky hitlerism top-ten! I hope his fall will never be endless, he is the right man for this job! Hitler is the very best Hitler we ever had. The holyness pope Benedict XVI. will never be a good Hitler, he had read to much serios books and he not came from austria. But who knows, he was the Great-Inquisitor of the Vatican bevor he became bishop of rome.
 

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