John Bolton Nominated for US ambassador to UN
Posted by a4g @ 3/08/2005 04:16:00 PM
John Bolton, the tough-talking, gun-slinging, hanging judge of an undersecretary of state, whose neo-con credentials include wanting to take over the world and loving money, has been nominated by George W "Take that, hippies" Bush to be the new US ambassador to the UN.
As ambassador, Bolton's responsibilities include offending otherwise strong allies so much that they will work against their own self-interest just to spite us, skimming at least a little graft from the UN spoils to return to the American taxpayer, and getting "some fine 14-year-old Congo poontang!"
Artists rendition of John Bolton addressing the UN General Assembly