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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court rules democracy unconstitutional in 5-4 decision

Posted by a4g @ 3/01/2005 03:29:00 PM

In a widely expected decision, the Supreme Court of the United States today declared democracy unconstitutional. The majority decision in Supreme Court of the United States v. Justice cites the fact that "the shifting makeup of US legislative bodies can no longer be trusted to express the current direction of international law. The purpose of the Constitution is to provide a foundation of unchangable law upon which the American nation can grow."

"What the court has done," says professor and constitutional scholar Stephen Lupman, "is fulfill what the founding framers intended when writing the Constitution as the supreme law of the land. How can the uncertainty and turmoil that comes from fickle legislative bodies express the fundamental truths and inalienable rights spoken of therein? The court in this decision takes its place as the supreme arbiter of all law and procedure throughout the land."

Under the ruling, all federal, state, and local legislative bodies are abolished, and replaced by judges and magistrates who will rule directly from the Constitution on all matters of law and policy. On a side note, all existing copies of the Constitution will be collected and stored for the convenience of the American people.

The dissent was not available for review, as Justices Scalia, Rehnquist, O'Connor, and Thomas were summarily executed under the authority of the ruling.

In summation, Justice Kennedy writing for the majority, says, "Go fuck yourself, America!"


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At 3/01/2005 04:30:00 PM, Blogger The Evil Emperor Mindstation ...
This is a giant step forward for socialism everywhere. These Americafuck "patriots" who want "freedom" need to get with the new order or get re-educated. It is as simple as that.
At 5/05/2005 02:58:00 PM, Blogger Pluto's Dad ...
Damn I got it wrong, we reported it was the ACLU that declared democracy unconstitutional:

ACLU Gets Voting Declared Illegal

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